I'm so stressed. I just found out that I am supposed to have a greeting card preference (GCP). Did you know this? I never got the memo.
I have a political preference. A religious preference. A music preference. A food preference. A technological preference. A movie preference. An ice cream preference. A vacation preference. And lots of more preferences. There was even a formal dance called Preference when I was in college. I knew about that. But, a greeting card preference? This thing I never knew.
While I was scooting around in the husband's little rollerskate- headed across the valley to enjoy an awesome girl's night out for my sister's birthday- I heard the commercial. The one where there's a lady, all self-righteous, declaring that she has all her family's greeting card preferences figured out. Can you imagine? ALL OF THEM!! I never knew about greeting card preferences. And even if I did, I don't think I would rub it in everyones faces that I had all my family's preferences all figured out. Some of us are doing the best we can.
So, before Tuesday night, I knew nothing about the GCP- but now I do. And as Maya Angelou says: "I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better." Actually, I didn't hear it directly from Maya Angelou- Sister Winfrey taught me that. She is like, the ultimate Maya disciple. Have you noticed?
There are a lot of people in my family. And then, a lot more people in the husband's family. Seriously, how am I supposed to learn all their CGP's? Is that personal information? Or can you just come right out and ask them? Should I be delicate? Or do people freely share that information? I know I never have.
I am going to just going to have to let this information sink in a little bit. Cause like I said, it kinda stresses me out. The GCP.