Showing posts with label identity. Show all posts
Showing posts with label identity. Show all posts

Monday, October 20, 2008

In Case I Get Taken To Zurg's Fortress....

I have an idea of what you can do if you have a couple minutes today. You should google your username. I googled my username to see what would pop up. I won't go into what led me to do this, cause I can't really remember (but, really I do- I am just a little shy to go into it and middle daughter has taught me that when you say "I forgot" you can usually get off the hook). But, I found my username connected to a bunch of links on google. And it made me happy.
Because, well, me=vain.

But, I found out some things in the process: 1) I was able to finally find the blog of a nephew and niece. That was cool, because I lost them for a while and I was pretty vexed. 2) You gotta keep current on what's out there on google. 3) There is someone on Got Lamp Oil with my same username (Whaaa?). AND, the worst, 4) someone was mis-interpreting my username trublubyu to say trub lub yu. Yes, I learned this on google.

So, the lesson I learned from this, and listen up because it could save you in the future, is that I need to set this one straight. Because if I ever get kidnapped and you need to find me, you will need to know right away who I am. Because have you ever seen Toy Story 2? You know the part when Woody gets stolen by the fat man? And Buzz is having a hard time figuring out the license plate?

(LZTYBRN = Al's Toy Barn)

Well, that is what could happen if I don't provide a little incite. You and I will thank each other later for paying attention to this. So here's for prevention. K, read on...

  • I am NOT trub lub yu. That is someone else. Probably. (there has to be one of those out there. Right?)

Nor am I :

  • TR ubl ub yu
  • trubl u by u
  • t rublu by u
  • t ru blub yu
  • t rub luby u
  • trubl u b yu
  • and any number of variations that one might come up with

I am, in fact, trublubyu---- as in TRUE BLUE BYU. Do I even need to explain? I think you can figure it out because just like Oprah has the prettiest audience ever, I know my readers are the most intelligent ever.

Review: trublubyu = True Blue BYU

So, now you know who I really am, since my identity is a mystery- secret and all. Believe me, we will be thanking each other for this later.