I want my next house to be the church. Because every Saturday the 3-5 families who signed up would come to clean it. And it would only take 45 minutes. And all the floors would be swept and mopped and vacuumed. And the windows would get washed. And the trash emptied. And the bathrooms cleaned. And the t.p. and paper towels re-stocked. And the chalk boards cleaned. And all the chairs stacked and straightened. And it would be dusted. And I would have a library. I have always wanted a library. And I could watch the Free to Choose stuff whenever I wanted. And easels. I would have easels. And I would have a gym. And a stage. And a huge bathtub. And I could warm any meal I wanted to in the kitchen.
I'm sending around the sign-up sheet tomorrow. I don't think my ward will mind. You can get people to sign up for pretty much anything.