Saturday, November 15, 2008

Letters from the Blog

I went to edit a previous post today and found this in the "scheduled to post" bin. Although I am a little reluctant to share, I thought I might as well. What's pride anyway? I think someone's trying to tell me something. What do you think?



Dear Lady (I think your name is Steph, but you try to keep everything so anonymous that I can't be 100% sure)-

So, um, were you planning on writing something interesting anytime soon? You know, my name is on this blog and I'm starting to get a little embarrassed. I'm just gonna put it out there. You have been pretty boring lately. I mean, B- double O- double R- double I- double N- double G G G. If things don't change- and I mean PDQ- I gotta distance myself from you. I'm talking break up.

I walk around the block, talk with my friends and I see what their people are posting on their blogs and you and just can't compete with all the awesome blogs and bloggers out there. I think you need to kinda figure out what you're going for. Do you want to be funny? Pull at people's heartstrings? Give a run-down of the day? Play sports fan? What?

And don't even get me started on the all the little teases you have a habit of including in your posts such as "I'll have to write about that later" or "I'll post about that frame at another time". Blah, Blah, Blah. I wait for the post and it never comes. I just don't know when to believe you anymore.

You need to know that I love ya- I'm rootin' for ya. But if things don't change- and I mean soon- I just don't know what will happen to us. Do we have a future? I don't know.

I'm willing to let you have a little time to consider your feelings- I'll give you a little space. I want to see if we can work it out, because in the beginning we had a really good thing going. When you are ready- talk to me. I'm here.

Love,

Moi- your little ol' blog

15 comments:

Me said...

As usual, you are too cute and entertaining! I have always thought your blog to be a good balance between sharing little insights into your daily life along with some entertaining stories and experiences that you share. Don't listen to your grumpy ol' blog. He/She's just jealous cuz you blog is great and its because of YOU, not anything it has done.

this is it said...

You crack me up. Your sense of humor is like hot cookies and cold milk. It's just so comfy on your blog.

*MARY* said...

You're blog's a punk. If my blog talked to me like that I'd feed it nothing but lolcats pictures for a month.

jt said...

thanks for stopping by my blog. I'm in AZ too, we probably know some of the same people in this small world.

great post!

Trying to Stay Calm! said...

LOL! You are awesome! Thanks for making me smile! ♥ Hugs!

Shorty said...

Left you something on my blog...don't feel obligated but I wanted to share!

Mechelle said...

your little ol' blog has nothing to complain about, at least it gets attentind daily, unlike my poor neglected one.

uniquelynat said...

is this you subtle way of saying you are thinking of not blogging any more? cause that's what i read. i sure hope that's not the truth. you're blog gives people laughs and tear jerkers in one spot. how great for all of us! silly 'ol blog.

Lynn said...

Don't listen to anymore of that fodder...you are the clever one and you have the followers to prove it ! So there...

MISS PICKLE said...

oh gosh! ha haaaaha haaa!

you are so funny!!!

Frumpy Luv said...

I am going through a similar blogomorphosis right now .... pass along any tips you learn!!!

Elizabeth said...

Silly blog- it has to be a lot of pressure to keep up with all the expectations of your readers! Not everyone can be funny and tell good stories and share happy and sad moments the way you do, so I say keep it coming!!!!

McEwens said...

Man, your blog talks some serious smack!

Wendyburd1 said...

Beating yourself up...by blog beating? Nooooo that is too sad!! Aw and look ME AND Mary reads you so you must rock!

Marivic_Little GrumpyAngel said...

So cute and funny! Your blog gives you lip and has an attitude problem. I would recommend grounding but that would mean no posts and that would be criminal. Cuz your blog rocks. Why would I visit if it were not. I'm not a masochist you know :-)