I went to edit a previous post today and found this in the "scheduled to post" bin. Although I am a little reluctant to share, I thought I might as well. What's pride anyway? I think someone's trying to tell me something. What do you think?
Dear Lady (I think your name is Steph, but you try to keep everything so anonymous that I can't be 100% sure)-
So, um, were you planning on writing something interesting anytime soon? You know, my name is on this blog and I'm starting to get a little embarrassed. I'm just gonna put it out there. You have been pretty boring lately. I mean, B- double O- double R- double I- double N- double G G G. If things don't change- and I mean PDQ- I gotta distance myself from you. I'm talking break up.
I walk around the block, talk with my friends and I see what their people are posting on their blogs and you and just can't compete with all the awesome blogs and bloggers out there. I think you need to kinda figure out what you're going for. Do you want to be funny? Pull at people's heartstrings? Give a run-down of the day? Play sports fan? What?
And don't even get me started on the all the little teases you have a habit of including in your posts such as "I'll have to write about that later" or "I'll post about that frame at another time". Blah, Blah, Blah. I wait for the post and it never comes. I just don't know when to believe you anymore.
You need to know that I love ya- I'm rootin' for ya. But if things don't change- and I mean soon- I just don't know what will happen to us. Do we have a future? I don't know.
I'm willing to let you have a little time to consider your feelings- I'll give you a little space. I want to see if we can work it out, because in the beginning we had a really good thing going. When you are ready- talk to me. I'm here.
Moi- your little ol' blog