Little son was charged with the task of taking out the recycle garbage to put in the blue container outside.
When his task was complete, he rushed back indoors. All smiles, and asked if I had seen him do it. And I lied. I said, yes, I had seen him do it. Because I knew that is what his little heart wanted to hear.
To which he replied, "You saw me do it like Johnny Appleseed?"
Johnny Appleseed. Newest hero.