It has been so awesome to see you again. I have missed you- but I know that the time we have spent apart has been necessary so that you could get such a great show together. And I know you hate to be away from me. So, I can excuse your absence. Plus, I can tell you have gathered some extraordinary athletes.
I have to say that the husband has been very supportive of our affair. Could a girl have a better husband? Um, no.
I love your winter show- it always reminds me how good you look in white. And I never knew you could look so good in Vancouver! A new favorite look for you.
The children are even loving the events this time around. Oldest daughter cheers for whoever I cheer for. Middle daughter cheers for whoever has the cutest outfit. I don't blame her- don't come to The Olympics if you don't have a cute outfit. And little son likes the events with the most action. And the biathlon- because it has guns.
I know it's been a tough one so far, but you are holding up beautifully. And you have convinced me to visit Vancouver. Wow. I mean, WOW!!
Maybe you could give me a little advice on how to chase gophers out of my new yard. We have many. Perhaps you might like to use them as the target for the biathlon? Just a thought. Let me know. We have many- like I said.
And all I can say is, thanks for being faithful to me- what with all the fast women that you have there. You are truly awesome. Oh, and I'm digging the U.S. snowboarders' pants.
P.S. We have renters! I know you were concerned. I saw it written all over your face- and I know that was the message you were sending last night when a certain male figure skater was wearing a black outfit with hot pink corset lacing and a matching tassel. I knew that tassel was your "concern" signal. I picked right up on it. Next time you are in Avondale, be sure to eat at a certain dining establishment off Dysart and the I-10 and tip that blonde waitress generously- she has a rent check to send in.